Story #1: Don't Leave Home Without the WalletTwo days ago, loaded up both kids and went to Target with my long list in hand. One hour later with a basket full of stuff...groceries, pajamas for Ben, school shoes for Abby, etc., I was ready to pay and go home. Oops! Didn't have my wallet. I had taken it out right before we left to put cash in it from our envelope system (different story) and forgot to put it back in my purse. Thankfully, they did a suspended order, and had all my stuff in a cart by customer service. I rushed home, grabbed the wallet, drove back to Target, unloaded the kids again, paid, and finally made it home for good. I've never done that before-first time for everything. Stressed me out a little though.
Story #2: The Antics of Abigail(Same day as the Target story): I unloaded all my Target stuff including a new bottle brush for washing all of Ben's bottles. My old one from the days of Abby had seen its last days. Jason gets home, I'm feeding Ben, Abby's doing her thing. All of a sudden I hear Jason go, "Whoa! What's going on in here?!?" Yes...Abby had taken my brand new bottle brush from the kitchen counter and proceeded to clean the inside of the toilet with it. She was "Kweaning, Daddy!"
Last night, Ben was fussy around 9:30. He's sleeping at night, great all day, but we have the fussies with him in the evenings sometimes. I'm upstairs changing his diaper and pajamas after a spit up. He's wailing a pretty good wail. Abby comes out of her room, sleepy-eyed and carrying Lambie. She says (quite perturbed), "Tell him to be quiet! I'm sleeping!" (Acting like-What's wrong with you people?!?) Jason had to reassure her that we WERE trying to calm him down while tucking her back into bed. (She comes by that bossiness honestly.)
Story #3: Honey, Call the Cops (Again!)I tell ya...for a cute neighborhood, we picked the one crazy spot. Earlier this year, two punks tried to steal the Honda out of our driveway. Then when my brother Jay was here with my family in July, I woke up to find an idling car with a person heavily inspecting Jay's pickup and writing stuff down. (We just moved the truck...no 911 that time). Then here's the doozy of them all:
First, we live on a corner lot. The left side of our house has about 4 huge bushes that block our house and lawn from the busier side street.
So, last night I'm sitting in our recliner feeding Ben, watching some TV with Jason (about 10 p.m.). Our windows are open but the shades are down and closed...so you can hear outside but not see anything. The side window right by the recliner is the window on the side of the house by the bushes (are you following me?)
Out of nowhere, I hear a woman talking literally right outside my window. Meaning she was next to our house, in our yard, between the house and the bushes. She was angrily saying "F&*! You" many times over. I about jumped out of my skin with eyeballs popping out. I look over at Jason and mouth "There is someone in our yard right outside the window!" I didn't want to talk cause she would've heard me. I hear rustling and movement and more cursing. Jason gets up quietly and grabs the flashlight. He peers out the front window and immediately says "Call the cops! Now!" I jump up (have no idea what's going on), grab the phone, call 911. Jason's telling me a man is beating up a woman...now on our front yard. So I (with a sleeping Ben in my arms) go look out the front door and see a man standing behind a woman (A NAKED WOMAN!!!) sitting on the ground. The curse words are flowing between the two, she's hysterical and mad, and I'm talking a mile a minute to the 911 operator. Jason (of course) goes outside with the flashlight and yells "Take it somewhere else! Take it somewhere else!" Who knows who these freaks are?!? The woman is naked except for a bra and panties on (that were nude colored so she looked completely naked). And she was a good-sized woman. So the man finally picks her up from behind by the arms and drags her (NAKED!) to the idling SUV and very roughly throws her into the passenger side from the driver's door. She's kicking and cursing (AND NAKED!) and he's hauling/pushing her into the car. I'm yelling, "Jason-get the license plate #!" He's yelling it back at me while the man is trying to climb in the car and drive off with the doors still open. I tell the 911 operator the license plate #, hear her rattling off to the cops all the information. I'm telling you-this was a completely crazy, chaotic situation. They take off farther down the street around the corner so we can't see anything. I hang up with the cops, and Jason gets the shotgun. Lordy, lordy. Of course, our cute old neighbors and everyone around us are sleeping like babies in their beds....don't hear a peep from anyone. I checked the newspaper this morning-nothing in there. I'm looking tomorrow cause I think it was too late for the morning edition today. What is it about 11 Ann Avenue that brings out the crazies at night? And all these neighbors brag about not having any crime around here in 50 years?!? We couldn't make this stuff up!